The Requirements

If your name is, Carrie, and you’re a male; we wouldn’t know. Please, do not get offended, if we ask your gender.

If we’re doing a poem for a child, a teen, or an adult, please tell us, so, we can write for the appropriate age.

Please, don’t get offended if we ask you about your religion; because if you’re Lutheran, and we use our beliefs, you won’t understand what we’re talking about. If we’re doing a poem for your church, WE NEED TO KNOW IT’S ALL RIGHT WITH YOUR RELIGION. We don’t want to be scornful to your Faith.

If you want a poem, please put in the subject bar: “A poem.”

If we don’t get it right, we will not be mad or insulted, if you tell us, “No, I don’t want this word or this line.” Tell us, if we don’t get it right away. We are doing this for YOU, and it needs to be perfect. So, please be very particular (after we write your poem). We realize you can go somewhere else, but we will listen to you. We promise. You will see our hearts in your poem. We swear. We will let The Holy Ghost take over, and He will let us know what to put.

We will not put your name as the author. But, we will put our names by your names.

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With “Pretty Petty Poetry”, we are doing everything on our own; with the help from God. Beside Him, this is all us. If you think this is an ephemeral or errands, you are totally wrong.

We have different Religions on our team. Occasionally, we use our beliefs in our poetry. If you don’t want us to use our Faith, just tell us. We won’t be hurt.  

If you like what we do, please tell your family and friends. 

With my poetry, we try to put your own personal memories. We will put you first. 

If we do a poem for you, we will keep you up to date. So, you will know what’s going on. 

With our clients, we actually do care. we will pray for you, even though we don’t know you personally.

We are not apocryphal. What we write is raw, true, and very much real. We don’t know how to be fraudulent with our poetry.

Please, don’t ever think we can’t or won’t understand you; because we do. We know this for a fact, if you need a poem for whatever, we’ll be there.

We know and realize we can’t please every client.

We need a day to a week notice, depending on the subjects, styles, the designs, and the layouts. If we don't know what you’re talking about, we will ask.

If you know exactly how you want your poem, magnificent! Just tell us how you picture it. But, if you don’t know, we’ll talk about it, and we will pray about the style.

If you are UNDER 21, tell Amanda because she got a poetry list that is “Poetry List-Under 21.” If you want to join the “Pretty Petty Poetry” list, ASK YOUR PARENTS FIRST! She gets very personal with the monthly newsletters. She does not want your parents to be mad at her.

If you like “Pretty Petty Poetry”, you are a “Pretty Pet”.

If you’re in the service: Army, Navy, Coast Guard, Reserves, Military, and Air Force, police officers, firefighters, and anyone who’s with the law, we thank you for serving. If you want a poem, IT WILL BE TOTALLY FREE! Your service is the payment. we just need some information, and we promise you, we will write your feelings down in a way you won’t even know.

If you’re a celebrity and you’re worried about your e-mail address, Amanda knows you’re using a fake name. Her second ex-boyfriend was a celebrity. So, she knows. She knows you have rules to follow, and it’s ok. She’s giving you her oath; she will not give anything out without asking you first.